my idea of a fun saturday night: sitting in my room reading funny text posts
i-need-the-d: timelordy-teganbreann: ...
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
thehealthywarrior: bloodybrilliannt: astrozombina: oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?” Also includes other hits such as “why the fuck are you getting married by 25” and “how many times are you going to break up and get back together before the wedding” bonus track: stop fucking posting pictures of your...
staybruuutalandsmilee: worst physical pains stepping on a lego stubbing your toe touching a curling iron getting shampoo in your eyes spilling lemon juice on a paper cut getting stabbed 47 times burning your tongue sitting on a hairbrush getting bit by an ant one of these is not like the rest in reaction to this^ my sister said “Getting bit by an ant?” what? lol
Spontaneous Dance Party
my-inner-ramblings: I sincerely hope this brightened your day a little
cowboybeboop: muttins: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST notes tumblr user muttins has the right idea