During a math test
- Me: my answer = 23
- Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
- Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical
featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”
Also includes other hits such as “why the fuck are you getting married by 25” and “how many times are you going to break up and get back together before the wedding”
bonus track: stop fucking posting pictures of your baby holy shit
no you stop that
I swear I was gay before this….
I WAS LOOKING FOR AN APPROPRIATE GIF,
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER
THIS DESCRIBES US ALL SO ACCURATELY
worst physical pains
stepping on a legostubbing your toe
touching a curling iron
getting shampoo in your eyes
spilling lemon juice on a paper cut
getting stabbed 47 times
burning your tongue
sitting on a hairbrush
getting bit by an ant
one of these is not like the rest
in reaction to this^ my sister said “Getting bit by an ant?” what? lol
“I want my life to be like an 80’s movie…”
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